All my life my mom has warned me of the highly possible chance that I may end up in a mental institution. A matter of fact, I think she has told me twice this week. She thinks I’m nuts. I blow her off. My mom on the other hand, thinks she’s sane. I asked her if she realized that when I do end up in a mental institution, they will blame her. I mean can’t we always blame our moms for screwing us up?? It seems to be catching on in society these days. This sign is currently taped to my mother’s front door.
I’ve always wondered if crazy people know they’re crazy. She said come back next week and it will say “Do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already!” I guess that answers my question.
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I’m Angel, a.k.a. Rocket Surgeon, and these are my chronicles. I love writing and I believe our stories should be shared, so here you’ll find anecdotes of my life, loves, worries, fears, joys, and experiences.
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Is this part one because there's going to be multiple entries….:) Why didn't you tell us why she thinks you're going to end up in a mental institution? I think we're all a little crazy…in a good way!
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I could write an anthology on this topic!
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