I have these two dogs.
A couple of maniacs, they are.
Between the two of them, I think they share one brain.
They live outside and that’s good.
But lately we’ve had a cold snap, and that’s putting it lightly.
Our current conditions are 18*F + 30 mph winds = 1* wind chill.
A great blue northern has settled on these golden plains, dusting a fine white frosting on the grasses, blowing anything that isn’t tied down, and turning the most good-natured among us into down-right grouches.
So, the maniacs get to come inside for the night.
It’s a simple case of cause and effect.
The temp goes down —–> the dogs come in ——–> my blood pressure goes up.
they lay down……
and they fart.