We have a love/hate relationship.
I think she’s a brat, in the loving way an aunt should.
She thinks I’m a hag.
My sister thinks it’s because we’re both Pisces, and more alike than I care to admit.
Truthfully, she is a brat and I’m a hag, and we’re both just real perceptive.
Her feelings wouldn’t be hurt if I dropped dead tomorrow.
See how she’s staring me down? She knows I’m unarmed in this fight. She knows she’s got control of an endless water supply. She’s evil. My only defense is to scream, “I’ve got a camera. I’ve got a camera.”
Today I’m giving her a Happy Birthday shoutout. She is an amazingly awesome, undeniably goofy, eight year old drama queen. Rotten to the core and more stubborn than any mule you’ve ever seen.
I got to name her.
Zoie Eden.
Her name might be in lights someday.
PRESENTING ZOIE EDEN
Can you picture it?
Go ahead and check her out.
Happy Birthday Zo Belle. I hope you have the best birthday an eight year old could ever dream of having.
And I love your little old stinky butt!
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I’m Angel, a.k.a. Rocket Surgeon, and these are my chronicles. I love writing and I believe our stories should be shared, so here you’ll find anecdotes of my life, loves, worries, fears, joys, and experiences.
I blog about my mishaps and adventures as a wife, mommy, auntie, wanna-be writer, teacher, Texan, country/city/mountain girl, cereal killer and Jesus-freak.
A few things you might discover about me:
•Jesus is my everything; without Him I am nothing, but with him I can do all things
•My family makes this world a better place for me to live in
•I adore chickens, the live ones, although the cooked ones aren’t too bad either
•I have 2 dogs: Grace and Ozzie. And one cat: Rocky Muffin
•My dream job would be to raise chickens and write best sellers
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“When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will." Pollyanna
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Angel Wheeler 
shhh, don't feel alone, i remembered her birthday, just to lazy to get to the store and get her a card. of course jo's going to say i forgot it, but, what the hey, i'm old.enjoy your bloging, keep it up.
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