Befuddled Me

My sister and her 2 hoodlums have come to town for a visit. 
So we took our other hoodlum niece and went to see “Despicable Me” at the movies.  I think it just gave them more ideas to become the worst villians in the universe. 

Put these three girls together and they’re vile.
On a good day.

We were walking to our car after the movie was over, and I was dragging up the rear of the group, moseying along, window shopping at Bealls.  When I got to the car, I climbed in the passenger seat, and pondered where the rest of the group had disappeared to, since I was the last of our party. 

I looked out the windshield and saw this man, woman, and boy huddled together staring back at me.

 I glanced around the vehicle and noticed unfamiliar cups in the cupholders, unfamiliar bags on the floorboards, unfamiliar everything. 

And in one gazillionith of a millisecond, I realized I was sitting in the wrong black Tahoe.

I saved the owners the humiliation of throwing me out of their car with my lightning quick ninja skills of bailing out and running away.

Three vehicles down, my sister and nieces sat in the “real” car, waiting. 
“Where have you been?” my sister asked after I climbed in panting.
“Sitting in the wrong car!” 

Boy, did we have a good laugh at my expense.

Author: Angel

I’m Angel, a.k.a. Rocket Surgeon, and these are my chronicles. I love writing and I believe our stories should be shared, so here you’ll find anecdotes of my life, loves, worries, fears, joys, and experiences. I blog about my mishaps and adventures as a wife, mommy, auntie, wanna-be writer, teacher, Texan, country/city/mountain girl, cereal killer and Jesus-freak. A few things you might discover about me: •Jesus is my everything; without Him I am nothing, but with him I can do all things •My family makes this world a better place for me to live in •I adore chickens, the live ones, although the cooked ones aren’t too bad either •I have 2 dogs: Grace and Ozzie. And one cat: Rocky Muffin •My dream job would be to raise chickens and write best sellers Thanks for stopping by. Kick off your shoes and stay awhile. I know your time is valuable and I honor you for spending a few moments here with me. I hope you find something to brighten your day, lighten your load, make you chuckle and remind you of the good in the world. “When you look for the bad in mankind, expecting to find it, you surely will." Pollyanna I’m always eager to meet new online friends, so leave a comment and introduce yourself.

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