It’s A Boy!!

It’s calving season out here on the Golden Spread. 

Spring is in the air. 

Trees are budding, tulips are blossoming, and heifers are birthing.

Heifers are young cows, first-time mamas.  I might even be as bold as to call them teenage mothers.  Unwed, teenage mothers.  My husband says you have to watch heifers closely because some of them have a little bit of mothering instinct, but they also don’t know what they’re doing.  For example, an old cow won’t leave their baby right after it is born, but a heifer might come a running at the feed truck, and then wig out when they realize they just left their baby.  They’re inexperienced. 

Because of their inexperience, a good cowboy will put them in a smaller pasture, close to some pens, and check on them sometimes twice a day, just in case one of them runs into trouble with calving.

Tonight J-Dub needed to check the heifers.  So I tagged along.  Only one time have I witnessed a calf birth, but it was under poor circumstances, and I would really like to see another one.   No such luck tonight.  We arrived right after the baby was born.  Probably 15 minutes. 

The mother and baby were off by themselves.

You can see the afterbirth has not completely been expelled.  The mama cow was licking him and cleaning him up, which is a good sign and shows that she is going to accept him as her calf. 

When she saw us driving through the gate, she got a little agitated and began bellowing at him and nudging him a bit aggressively.  He hadn’t even stood yet and she was eager to get him up and out of there.

We didn’t stay long.  It’s best to let nature have her way, and cows don’t send out birthing announcements.  They like their privacy.  So we headed home.  As we were pulling off, I asked J-Dub if he could tell if it was a boy or a girl.  He said it was a boy.

I came home to blog about this beautiful birth, and of course my pet chicken Freedom wanted out of the box.  She was perched right on my hand and I was just typing away.  I thought to myself, what a cute picture.  I grabbed my phone to take a shot, trying to get Freedom, my hand, and the keyboard in view, and just as I was about to click the picture, Freedom squatted down and took a grunt right on my desk.

Look closely and you can see the squirt shooting out of her chicken butt.

Okay, laugh at me all you want.  

It’s what I get for having  house chickens.


  1. Brandi says:



  2. Natalie Davis says:

    So glad she’s a good mama!!!! My kids are thinking that they need another bottle calf, not sure mom and dad do right now though!


    1. Angel says:

      I hope she’s a good one too, for your sake!!


  3. Jolea says:

    Chicken Poo…..Cow Afterbirth

    Never a boring day with you….:)


    1. Angel says:

      I know…..Seriously, I don’t think I can be grossed out anymore. I’m desensitized. Except jason is talking about a prolapsed cow that needs hauling off. Evidently her uterus is hanging out her butt, has turned black and is crusty. Now, that might gross my out.


  4. Lenore Diane says:

    I love your posts! Seriously. I am living vicariously through the cow births, baby chick poos, all of it! I’ve even stayed up longer at night, to catch your post the instant it is available. Alas, last night, sleep found me sooner. That’s okay – this was an awesome wake up read.

    My boys want a chick. I explained that chicks grow into chickens. Without missing a beat, my son said, “We’ll just give it back and get another chick.”


    1. Angel says:

      Your boys are so precious!!! Too bad you don’t live close to me, I’d take it off your hands! Thanks for living vicariously through me.


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