I got a fancy schmancy camera for Christmas.
It’s got a lot of initials and numbers on it.
Things like ISO sensitivity,
and Active D-Lighting,
These initials I savvy.
I hate to be a braggart and all, but despite my lack of understanding of this photography lingo and/or settings, I can do some pretty amazing things with it.
I think this one belongs in a gallery or something.
If only I could attain a cooperative model, I’ll be pro in no time.