Or rather, yesterday I got ma har did.
Today I’ve changed my name to Elvira.
And not because we have similar bosoms. Trust me on this.
Let’s just say my hair is a bit dark.
I’m including a picture (not of my bosoms).
So when you see me at The Walmarts you won’t say stupid things like:
“You colored your hair!”
or “Whoa! Your hair is different”
Gotta go now, meeting someone at the Hungry House Cafe.
High Ho Silver, Away!